Like Juice?

"Hello, I'd like to make a reservation for dinner tonight."

"You what you want?" (heavy Indian accent)

"I'd like to come there for dinner tonight, do I need a reservation?"

"You need reservation for dinner."

"Ok, great can I get a reservation for tonight at 8:15?"

"You need name for reservation."

"Ok, my name is Joe."

"George?"

"No, Joe. J-O-E."

"Like juice?"

"Um... yes, I do like juice."

"Like juice, like juice. J-U..."

"No, no, no. JOE. J-O-E."

"Ok, ok, Joe, Joe. What you number?"

"347..."

"Area code, what you area code?"

"That is the area code. 347"

"Ok, ok what you number?"

"With the area code or just the number?"

"Ok, ok come at 8 we see you at 8."

"8:15"

"Yes, yes, 8 ok" (click)